7. “Why, yes, I would LOVE to pay $7 for a shower!”
6. “I can see the stage perfectly.”
5. “I think I’m going to keep my shirt on today.”
4. “That dragon is probably a hallucination.”
3. “I’m totally not getting skin cancer right now.”
2. “We’re running out of weed.”
1. “Bathing sounds like a good idea.”
 

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