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Top 7: Reasons to ditch your significant other ...

Amusement

7. Get your OWN initials tattooed on  your bicep


6. Hook up with a Miami Student editor


5. You can put the "three" in threesome


4. Score yourself a townie


3. Don't have to wash your sheets as much


2. More people can appreciate your manscaping/vagazzling  

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