7. I noticed we are wearing the same purse ...
6. Do you want to ride something that ISN'T a gondola ... ?
5. You are the Polo to my Marco ...
4. You would look perfect on the back of my Vespa ...
3. I'll make you Moan ... uhhh, Lisa?
2. My Mount Vesuvius is about to erupt ...
1. Want to see my Tower of Pisa lean?