Patrick’s final Headline Dump, the end of an era
By Patrick Sullivan , Michael Pattee and Teddy Johnson | March 18, 2024The end of an era for Co-Humor Editor, Patrick Sullivan
The end of an era for Co-Humor Editor, Patrick Sullivan
Enjoy my final words of wisdom to guide you through the scary life of post grad
Oh, the places you’ll go in my imaginary dream spring break destinations
The humor section ran out of ideas, so they broke the longest streak of not having a headline dump
You’ve heard of them. You’ve dreamt of them. And now you’ve seen them in a Super Bowl commercial. I give you the origin of the Dunkings.
Skiing is a cult and I’m willing to die on this hill
“Try stand up comedy, they said. It’ll be fun, they said!”
Definitely real articles from around the globe during these summer months!
The humor team put down their joke books and realized they might actually have to take finals seriously, so enjoy this headline dump.