Joey Hart, Opinion Editor
Jake Gold and Nick Froehlich, guest columnists
I find myself at an impasse at the start of every semester. This crossroads of sorts is the absolute hell of managing my hectic schedule.
Darcy Keenan, The Miami Student
The following piece, written by the editorial editors, reflects the majority opinion of the editorial board.
Luke Schroeder, Columnist
Michael Stemmler, The Miami Student
The following piece, written by the editorial editors, reflects the majority opinion of the editorial board.
He did not hit me. He was not a physically abusive boyfriend. It was his words. It was what I allowed, and what he did not. It was stalking my social media to ensure that I truly went to bed. It was refusing and crying three times when I wanted to break up. It was criticizing my morals if they did not fit with his. It was shaming my choice of friends and who I was texting, but feeling no regret when he deleted messages from female classmates. He did not hit me, but he left so many bruises.
Jill Teitelbaum, columnist
Jordan Gilligan, Columnist
A couple weeks ago, on my way back from the Luxembourg campus, I encountered a group of teenagers in a gazebo adjacent to my house. These teenagers are Luxembourgish degenerates. They worship Machine Gun Kelly, party in parks and none of them are in school nor working. This motley group drew me into conversation; I live in a small town and the sight of another teenager surprised them. They were clearly engaged in nefarious activities; bottles were strewn everywhere and the smell of smoke was in the air. After assuring them that no, I'm not a cop, I'm an American, we started talking. One of the first questions asked by a Luxembourgish miscreant was how I viewed Speaker of the House Paul Ryan's healthcare legislation. This was an introduction to the amazing American political fluency exhibited by many Europeans.
The following piece, written by the editorial editors, reflects the majority opinion of the editorial board.
TO THE EDITOR:
The following piece, written by the editorial editors, reflects the majority opinion of the editorial board.
Josh Brody, Columnist