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Miami Dining Assumes That Students Don't Eat Food On Labor Day, Closes Dining Halls at 4:30 p.m.
My unsuccessful attempts at finding the answer to “What Do Girls Look for In a Guy?” last semester took a toll on me. To cope with the sadness of failure, I found myself in the place where all men cope with failure or rejection, the gym (or jim if you prefer). I managed to store my feelings in my muscles, finding beauty and purpose chasing, “the pump.”
Why Dining Hall Food Is Giving Everyone The Shits
Amount of Disc Golfers Inhabiting Oxford Sparks Controversy Among Community
Dear Incoming Freshman Class,
It would be unfair to my female comrades not to publish a sister article to “What do Girls Look For in a Guy?” I am positive the answer to “What do Guys Look For in a Girl?” remains elusive for countless women at Miami.
Miami Sets Aside $10,000 to Combat the Smell of Perfume and Starbucks Wreaking Havoc on the Shriver Center
Finding the answer to this question proves to be especially difficult for college-aged men like myself. Countless generations of men have sought the answer, and only a select few, such as, but not limited to, Tom Holland, Cristiano Ronaldo or Greg Crawford have figured out the answer to this enigma.
Many of you are probably like me and wear some of these stereotypical brands wherever you may be on campus. Everyone loves a good pair of Lululemon leggings or GymShark shorts, right? If you will be offended by being called a stereotypical Miami student, don’t continue reading.
Men named Teddy are Now Four Times More Likely to be Ghosted After Random Brick Street Makes Out Than Guys With J-Names
Deep in the depths of Miami’s numerous bars, fraternity’s, residence halls, and academic buildings resides an untamed beast.
Students returning from spring break noticed a major change on campus but many couldn’t quite put their finger on what was missing.
UPDATE: Miami University Eradicates COVID-19 everywhere except the classroom
If you are one of those losers who never saw “Cars” as a child, don’t bother reading this article.