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Man who looked at the eclipse without glasses claims he can see a new array of colors
Senior prank goes wrong, 5 TMS seniors charged with arson
I like to consider myself a sage of unending wisdom. Nobody else does, so it’s important for me that I do. Over the past four years that I have written for The Miami Student, I have been kind enough to spread some of that wisdom with my two avid readers. Thanks, mom and grandma!
Four years ago, I was sitting in my bedroom at home when I logged onto myMiami for a virtual Mega Fair in September 2020. It was the beginning of a new chapter in my life, and I only knew two things: I want to get completely out of my comfort zone, and I want to make people laugh.
“Oh the Places You’ll Go” was a book written by Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss lived in imagination land and did not appreciate the harsh reality that you cannot just travel to any old place you’d like without a price.
Humor editors break record long streak of not having a headline dump; no one notices
Jan. 12, 1972. It’s a cold, dreary day like any other in the Boston harbor. A “Southie,” still hungover from the Tuesday night before, walks to her shift at the hospital. She stops at the local Dunkin’ Donuts on her way. She gets way more than a cup of coffee.
I will never go skiing.
You walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What are you doing here? You look 16.”
Student whose dad gave them a J.P. Morgan internship gets return offer after reports of ‘not doing anything all summer’
OPINION: Make It Miami kids would make me happy if they stopped judging me
12:01 a.m. – Miami University Marching Band kicks off the April Fools’ festivities by marching into King Library playing “Mo Bamba.”
With the onset of Miami University’s Associated Student Government president and vice president, The Miami Student Editorial staff endorsed candidates have won. However, the Humor Team would like to recognize the other potential candidates to this race as well (even though it’s over now). Here is a look at who each of our writers would like to see running ASG.
OPD set to place snipers on roofs of bars to pelt unsuspecting, drunk students with water balloons
March 17, also known as St. Patrick’s Day, is my Fourth of July.
Breaking News: the “Campus Climate” is a tornado
Everyone is talking about the crazy, UFO spy balloons and I am here to set the record straight.
Man earns nickname “The Rizzler” after getting 37 women to buy him drinks this weekend
So, you are expecting to be alone and miserable for another Valentine’s Day?
Check out the mouthwatering Thanksgiving feasts served up on our editorial staff's dining tables over the break.