Dear Ohio Weather
(04/14/21 1:00pm)
Dear Ohio Weather,
4 items found for your search. If no results were found please broaden your search.
Dear Ohio Weather,
Disclaimer: This is meant for satirical purposes only. Please do not use this “advice.”
It has come to the attention of The Miami Student that many students have lost items on Miami’s campus in the past few weeks. We, therefore, take it upon ourselves to publish a list of these items in hopes that someone locates them.
Perhaps the greatest benefit of being a younger sibling is having the opportunity to learn from your older sister’s mistakes — or, more specifically, her ex-boyfriends' mistakes. Back in high school, it was my older sister’s ex-boyfriends who gave me the mostly complete guidebook on what not to do if I ever got a girlfriend.