Hat tricks over hail marys all day
(16 hours ago)
Nothing sounds less appealing to me than spending three hours of my day staring at a bunch of mission-oriented golden retrievers wearing capris and knee-high socks. I will never understand that cliché adrenaline rush from watching 22 guys sprint back and forth across 120 yards of grass while catching, tackling and stiff-arming like it’s life or death.