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Miami invests in yellow gold

Miami University approved a controversial budget cut to the College and Arts and Sciences (CAS) and Student Counseling Services (SCS) in lieu of a more concentrated approach toward “high priority issues”: mustard.  

Editor’s note:

On Tuesday, April 9, The Miami Student published a satirical article entitled “ASG condemns three student orgs to labor camp for funding requests.”

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Oxford Singles Bar, February 14th, 4:00 P.M.

In the southwest corner of the southwestern Ohio town of Oxford sits a singles bar, bustling on its busiest day of the year. Singles flock from all over the college town to escape the entrapping horror of couples. But what...

Headline Dump for 2/19

Local woman assembles ‘Avengers’-esque team to analyze Snapchat   Hundreds die after Top Deck crashes into iceberg   Sorority Girls accidentally summon demon during recruitment chants   President Crawford sheds...

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