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Ambitious female psychology student claims that the annual March Madness “could probably be solved with therapy”
President Crawford becomes the QB with the highest completion percentage in Paycor stadium after recent Instagram reel
With former White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre coming to Miami, college Republicans are trying to arrange for Peter Doocy to write the questions posed to her
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In an inspiring act of unity, fraternities making pledges give presentations backwards and in Arabic about dangers of hazing
Florida projects a 15% drop in alcohol sales now that spring break has ended
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University of Cincinnati to announce partnership with the Cleveland Browns after being rejected by the Bengals
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New expression emerges in response to Trump’s trade policy: “If Tar-iffs and Tar-buts were raisins and nuts, no one would ever go hungry”
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