Senior prank goes wrong, 5 TMS seniors charged with arson
Oxford Knolls retirement home sues Miami University for using term “Senior Day” at athletic events, mistaking it for an event to honor senior citizens
Patrick Sullivan shatters records with 26 failed talking stages, zero relationships in 4 years of college
Professor who scheduled an exam on GBD sued for student abuse and negligence
ROTC kids attacks Farmer School of Business mistaking it for Russian Secret Service, the FSB
Make it Miami tour guide stunned to find out that ‘The Seal’ does actually get stepped on
OPINION: Spring Break should be renamed Post-Winter Anti-Fix
8/10 gingers agree that classes the week before Spring Break are more of a ‘suggestion’
Student search parties begin to find four-leaf clovers in preparation for Thursday and Friday midterms
Survey finds that texts from parents were 72% more likely to be ignored following the publishing of Midterm Grades
39% of singles say they expect at least 3 new DMs after posting their Spring Break photos on Instagram
Big-Little reveal goes wrong, 20-yard trip-wire gets in the way
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