Headline Dump for 2/19

Local woman assembles 'Avengers'-esque team to analyze Snapchat

Hundreds die after Top Deck crashes into iceberg

Sorority Girls accidentally summon demon during recruitment chants

President Crawford sheds skin

Sidebar offering new $1 drink specials for guys who throw up in their urinals

Accounting student wins annual Farmer fight to the death

Travel Special: Freshman makes pitstop to buy condoms at emporium market

Ah shit, your friend just started a health blog

Four soundcloud rappers die after mixtapes refuses to start fire in freezing wilderness

Students relaxing on quad really enjoying snuggling bugs