Screen Shot 2016-04-05 at 4.30.00 PMWomen’s UConn basketball team headed to fourth straight national championship

The Huskies come in having won 74 consecutive games and look to continue their cruising ways tonight and grab their 11th national title. Only the Syracuse Orange stand in their path.

Students who say lScreen Shot 2016-04-05 at 4.30.13 PMit, literally and squad

To whom it may concern: avoid using these words in public. They induce a firey rage in most people’s heads. They force these people to grind their teeth, shaving off that much-needed enamel. They need not be spoken. Think of this mini-list as Lord Voldemort’s favorite things to say, as a list of an evil man’s go-to words. Please. Stop using them.

Screen Shot 2016-04-05 at 4.30.13 PMInstagram to base posts on popularity

Rather than organizing users’ feeds chronologically, Instagram will use an algorithm to sort posts based on popularity. This means they will display more from users you interact with — the more you like someone’s pictures, the more from that someone you will see. This takes away from free choice, but don’t we live in a democracy?

Screen Shot 2016-04-05 at 4.30.13 PMBeyonce drops the ball, forgets to release her album

As if she were a modern-day Nostradomus, Beyonce alluded to the number “4” time and again, hinting at what fans believed to be the release date for her newest album. It was not, and all of the “Single Ladies” are losing their cool.

Screen Shot 2016-04-05 at 4.30.20 PMTrump urges Kasich to quit race
Mr. Trump surprised, wait for it . . . a total of zero people with his pleading to Kasich. While Trump stayed true to his eye-rolling comments here, he has a point. One less Republican would ease all of our pain. C’mon Kasich, time to return to the windy weather of Ohio.