Women’s UConn basketball team headed to fourth straight national championship
The Huskies come in having won 74 consecutive games and look to continue their cruising ways tonight and grab their 11th national title. Only the Syracuse Orange stand in their path.
Students who say lit, literally and squad
To whom it may concern: avoid using these words in public. They induce a firey rage in most people’s heads. They force these people to grind their teeth, shaving off that much-needed enamel. They need not be spoken. Think of this mini-list as Lord Voldemort’s favorite things to say, as a list of an evil man’s go-to words. Please. Stop using them.
Instagram to base posts on popularity
Rather than organizing users’ feeds chronologically, Instagram will use an algorithm to sort posts based on popularity. This means they will display more from users you interact with — the more you like someone’s pictures, the more from that someone you will see. This takes away from free choice, but don’t we live in a democracy?
Beyonce drops the ball, forgets to release her album
As if she were a modern-day Nostradomus, Beyonce alluded to the number “4” time and again, hinting at what fans believed to be the release date for her newest album. It was not, and all of the “Single Ladies” are losing their cool.
Trump urges Kasich to quit race
Mr. Trump surprised, wait for it . . . a total of zero people with his pleading to Kasich. While Trump stayed true to his eye-rolling comments here, he has a point. One less Republican would ease all of our pain. C’mon Kasich, time to return to the windy weather of Ohio.